create the trolliest gig fiverr has ever seen

when you go to typical freelancer platforms like upwork or freelancer.com they are a nightmare for (new) freelancers because you’ve to propose again and again for stupid projects with terrible clients and this feels like a total waste of time because it rarely works and you’ve to do this instead of working on the stuff you’re actually good at. so I actually liked the approach of fiverr with their pre-defined gigs which flips the script so that the clients come to you. very introvert-friendly. so I tried it out and basically only got a dozen new scam DMs every day asking for my mail address. fiverr is broken and with AI I don’t see it making a comeback. but - as you can see here - I really liked the gig idea, so this is my homage for that inspiration

Useful For:

creating your own fiverr gig and just try it out
actually being better than all the bad AI slop gigs out there (we’re only doing good AI slop around here!)
“yeah mom, I’m working on getting a job”

Useful For (Deranged):

creating your own fiverr gig to make fiverr more into trolliverr
feeling clever for how fast you can create your gig
“yeah mom, I’m working on starting applying for a job”