draft a post-AI-mortem for a company that hasn't failed yet

oh it’s so much fun making AI-predictions because nobody knows shit and so you’re as good as anyone. did you know that AI will eat all puppies because it needs their souls for its data centers? I know it’s hard to believe, but the singularity is weird. so yeah, here we’re doing an analysis how AI is gonna kill a specific company, which will definitely be exactly as it happens since it’s based on my clever ideas. muahahahaha…