write a tweet so clever you can later jerk off to it

what would nietzsche do if he lived today? he'd probably be a fellow shitposter on twitter. nobody reads new philosophy books anymore and he would be too proud to have a youporn podcast. but between all the mindless slop (from humans and non-humans), there are still many pearls on X. now how about you dare to take part in that?

Useful For:

writing high quality tweets
having a tiny bit of hope that it might go viral
having clever ideas what to talk about

Useful For (Deranged):

writing a tweet in the most effortful way possible
seeing that the algorithm won’t spread even your cleverest thoughts
understanding that you don’t really have original ideas